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Dick entries for Oyster card

Oyster card

Touch-card set to replace normal travelcards on the london underground. With train tickets priced at last year’s prices.

Hightly proven to casue fits of joy to its First users

“wow... Lloyd you have to try this! It’s better than sex!” – unnamed gay guy

added Thursday, October 21st, 2004 at 12:15am added Thu, Oct 21, 2004, 00:15

Privacy destroying system that doesn’t work all that well anyways.

Whaddya mean “why are you still on paper tickets, Owen?”? 😊

www.oystercard.com

added Friday, October 22nd, 2004 at 4:12pm added Fri, Oct 22, 2004, 16:12

Beats queing for a ticket.

added Thursday, December 30th, 2004 at 12:12am added Thu, Dec 30, 2004, 00:12

Last post by Ex User Jakesdyke
Ex user Jakesdyke

easily confused form of control, (wot happens if you dont give your real address, or have two cards?)

added Tuesday, April 12th, 2005 at 11:13pm added Tue, Apr 12, 2005, 23:13

Last post by Ex User cockaigne
Ex user cockaigne

Wonderful, money-saving device that can’t be used on London’s suburban mainline rail network, thereby rendering it useless to almost all those living in South London YOU BASTARDS

added Thursday, January 5th, 2006 at 4:13pm added Thu, Jan 5, 2006, 16:13

A strange blue card that doesn’t taste like Oyster at all, and makes bus fares on some Red buses 80p but doesn’t work on Green, Blue & Yellow or the white swoopy ones.. Confused of Surrey :s

added Thursday, October 5th, 2006 at 5:08pm added Thu, Oct 5, 2006, 17:08

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